Mass Effect 3 is full of dumb romance choices, most of which exist in order to make you regret picking them-like Miranda, or Jacob, or Thane (spoiler, he dies). The end of days: Mass Effect 3Īnd this brings us to the end-where you gotta face the music. If you want to stay true blue, avoid the temptations of other aliens and keep the faith. Don’t talk to me.īonus for Liara lovers: fear not, because thanks to the Lair of the Shadow Broker you can get a bit of action (pun intended!) with your best blue crush. Tali is the best romance choice for BroShep and I will hear no arguments, especially from you crazy people who romanced Miranda. Tali-she’s cute (probably, but who can say?), she’s bubbly, and she gives you the most adorable “I thought you’d never notice me, senpai” speech in the engine room.

I love you, Garrus.īut what about BroShep? You can’t romance Garrus if you’re male-because, like I mentioned above, the universe can’t handle that. I’m Lee Hutchinson, and Garrus Vakarian is my favorite romance on the Citadel. AdvertisementĮnlarge / “I’m Garrus Vakarian, and you know what I’m going to say next.”īut here’s the problem: if you’re playing as FemShep, Garrus is a romance choice. And, OK, I’m not proud here, but I’m just going to say this: She provides a voyeuristic window through which a straight dude like me can watch how two ladies fall in love and stuff-and, weirdly enough, it isn’t that much different from how it works for a straight couple. She’s smart but naïve and easy to find appealing. Liara’s not the best-written romance in Mass Effect, but you have to have your head stuck in a bucket to avoid getting involved with her (seriously, the conversation choices happen almost by accident). Yeah, sure, if you’re timid, you could have picked Kaiden or Ashley, but who wants to date Carth Onasi II or Ashley the Space Racist? Enlarge / “I like long walks on the dig site, acoustical Terran piano music, and unearthing the bones of ancient civilizations.”īoy or girl, there’s only one choice in Mass Effect, and that’s Liara, the blue-hued monogendered omnisexual scientist with a love for all things Prothean and a thirst for all things Commander Shepard.

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